She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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