Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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