i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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