Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
time to smoke my breakfast
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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