You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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