Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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