Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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