You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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