found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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