Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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