I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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