And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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