best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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