Porn is love you can see.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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