he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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