covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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