If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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