Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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