Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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