I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize