That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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