I love black thongs
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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