I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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