I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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