chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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