you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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