Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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