Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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