Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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