We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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