is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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