no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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