I cockslap morals
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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