i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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