He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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