The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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