Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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