Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
