This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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