No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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