i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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