Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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