I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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