Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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