My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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