I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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