mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
not ubering you a puppy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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