she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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