i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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