ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
