i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just want to make out with him forever
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I want to fling myself into the sun
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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