What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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