You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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