im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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