So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
MIDGETS
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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