I want to stick my p in your. b.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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