He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
