In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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